A Blurb Critique

If any of you have time, I'd love a critique on my blurb.

I obviously want these questions answered...

Would this make you want to read the book?
Is there anything that confuses you?
As with any writer, I want this blurb to be so good readers will be itching to get their hands on it.

If you're willing, let me know and I'll send it to you :)

Thanks so much for your help. I'm happy to reciprocate at any time.